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Hoohuli mai ma luna o Feb. 23 he kūoʻo. Alakaʻi i ka Holiday Day o ka 'ili o ka Fatherland
February 23 - he Holiday, a ua kaulana ma nā mea a pau makahiki waeʻano o ka makaainana. Ma nā mea a pau oihana, kula, a hiki kindergartens hoʻomākaukau mau hoohiwahiwa i kaʻikena a me ka wā e hiki mai defenders o ka Motherland. Ka wā o kēia paʻa hehee ai i aiiia, e hoohuli i 23 February (he kūoʻo). He nui nā koho no kā lākou mau hana, i ka papa kuhikuhiE mea i ka holoholona hihiu i komo ua oiaio.
O ka 'ili o ka Day - paʻa i loko o ke kula
Mawaena o ka nui hang February 23, pili ia i kekahi o ka loa mahalo i loko o ke kula. No kaikamahine i kēia lā - i mea e hoalohaloha ko lakou poe kanaka ui, hookahi manawa hou Hōʻike Pāʻani Kinipōpō Hīnaʻi lākou mau talena ma ka hoolea ana a me ka haa ana iloko o hang. Nā keiki kāne hoʻi he mea i pono, e haha aku i ka defenders maoli, a hookahi hou haha haaheo no lākou, no a hiki i ka ikaika ke keka.
Koho no ke kula Holiday February 23 he nui loa, akā, ke kōmi'ōkuhi ua ana hui pū:
- Competition;
- poem;
- Song;
- me ka haa ana;
-, e hoohuli ma Pepeluali 23 (he kūoʻo).
No hoi e paʻa ana Holiday mea hiki ole ole ia mau mea. Ma kēia lā, hua mai la i ka pa nupepa, a Ua wehi i ka auditorium. Kala, ribbons, nā pelaha,, mele o ke kaua makahiki - a pau na kailaʻae o ka leʻaleʻa hoopihaia hanana.
Eia naʻe, me ka a ka Holiday e ole e kekahi olioli - he ākeaʻano o, e hoohuli i ka pili kumuhana apau loa.
Loa "Education i loko o ka Army"
Loa ma Feberuari 23 ma ke kula i ke kau ma luna o ka theme like o ka poe koa.
Nā mea hana keaka: koa, makai, lutanela, luna, i ka luna o ka wahine.
Hae, maalo ae la oia ma na Barracks, he koa ike, hana pahu aku ai i-UPS. Ma luna o ia mea he makai, a'ī akula kino. Hae e hele mai ana io na la, a olelo mai:
- hoa Makai, i ke ano o ka hoʻoweliweli 'ana? Oe e e hoomanao ana ia i nei mea he koa? E hele mai ia, koke, e moe ana oki! A me kekahi, a meʻelua, aʻekolu ...
Makai o hoomaka hookeai pahu aku ai i-ae la, hae ku iho la maluna ona, a i mai la. I keia manawa i ka Barracks hele mai ka luna, ka mea i ike i kēia weliweli.
Captain: A! E hele koke pane i ka mea e huli hanaʻaneʻi!
Hae, ka weliweli: hoa i Captain ...
Akā, i Aʻole 'ae' ia, e hoʻopau: au i ike, aole au i ike oe nasochinyali mai iaʻu kēia manawa! Ua pono, noho malie, e moe ana i ka lawe ana! A me kekahi, a meʻelua, aʻekolu ...
A hele mai ka luna ka wahine, ike na kanaka, a wili mai i ka luna, e ku ana ma luna o lākou.
Indignantly: No laila, e ka Pehea! Oe ke ole ike i ka hale, i ke keiki a lōʻihi-poina makua nana! He mea eʻoluʻolu, e loaʻa i ke kālā, a me ka mea mai oe i hana? Anei oe i hoomanao ia oe i ka 'ohana, he keiki?
Captain: Ua pono, au ... A laila, i lawe mai i kekahi koa.
Wahine wahine: A au mean'll kiʻi i kou hoʻonaʻauao! Koke i ke kākauʻana, e moe ana! A hou! A elua! A ekolu!
Captain me ka makemake ole nonoi aku nei, a hoʻomaka i ka hana pahu aku ai i-UPS.
Halloween skits e pili ana i ka papahana ma luna o ka Internet
Loa no ka poʻe mamo ma Pepeluali 23 Eʻaʻole pono e manaoia wale kaikamahine. Laʻana he kūoʻo hana me ke komo 'ana o hoʻokahi wale nō keiki ua hōʻike mai iā ia ma lalo nei.
Ma ke kahua o ke kula kiʻekiʻe ka haumāna ma ka papaʻaina. Ma ka papaʻaina o ke puke noke kelepona i kona lima i loko, ma ka mea ana i mea kamaʻilio ma ka ike weliweli. Ma keia hihia, he hoʻokahi-kanaka hihiu.
- Hello! Au i ike, au i hana i ka launa pū paena, akā, i kekahi mea i kekahi i kākau ia ... Pehea au e hoʻouka hou aku au iaʻu iho? A pehea? A, pono, au hui he Hawaii photo Tarzan, a kakau iho ia au Ka ikaika, maikai hoʻomaʻamaʻa.
Hanaʻia kekahi manipulation ma ke kamepiula.
- a pau aʻu i hana ai. Oh, kekahi i hele mai. He mai nei i Paris Hilton, e kaumaha ana no ka ike. I Like kanaka, pono manawa, au makemake e olelo aku ia au makemake ia, no hoi.
Koke e kakau i kekahi mea.
- poino loa! He noi mai ke kumu no laila, he nui ua hewa ka mea aʻu i ma luna o ka Lūkini. A me ka mea aʻu i loko o Russian, e ike. Here a hui me Americans ... Oh, kali, kekahi i kākau.
E nana i ka pale, a mau:
- Girl kakau iho la. He olelo au i kekahi mea maimai kekahi no muscular maikai. He aha ka hana hoihoi, ka mea, aole ia i makemake Tarzan. Oh pono, aole makemake ole i ka, hana ole. Au i ka olelo ...ʻaneʻi ka pūʻali koa o kekahi poe palaualelo, ina ka mea, manao no kaʻike?
He hana i ka makau maka, nānā i ka pale.
- Oh, i kaʻu mau ... kēia ua, mai ka pūʻali koa i mea office, kākau, i e kali no iaʻu i loko o ka luawai. Wow, a maanei au i loaʻa. Au aole manao iho la au e ka oe e kala aku i ka ka launa pū paena.
Kōkua koe ke kahua.
Loa ma Feberuari 23 ma ke kula
Ilya Muromets aia ma luna o ke kahua,ʻaʻahuʻia i loko o ke kapa kila. Ia ia ia ke hele mai i ka E Nihi Ka. Eia ka mea, heʻano o:
- Ilya, e oe i ike ia makou, i nā keiki, e hauʻoli o Pepeluali 23?
- E, E Nihi Ka, mai i hookahuli ai. Ke kao keiki mākou nō 'oe a me au - kanaka. Au i, e hoomalu aku i ka Fatherland.
- Hey, Nitsche, ina au e ku ana me oeʻaneʻi, kekahi pozaschischayu?
- Oh kali, e noho malie, i ole bother kona chatter.
- A TH i no laila, noho malie, kahi o ka poe enemi? Malia paha ka mea, e kapaʻia lākou ma? Together, e ola, e Makuakane me ia mākou.
- E makou he naaupo, Zmeyushka. Poe enemi, e hele mai ka mea, ma luna o lākou iho.
- I ike ... A e ike, Ilya, au eʻai cabbage wale, lilo i Kanaka MeaʻAi Kanu ... A laila e e ole i kekahi e hele i ke kauhale, malaila e hula kaikamahine ...
- I mare, au hiki ole ...
- O ke aloha ... Oh, e nana mai, kekahi ua holo, i kaʻenemi paha?
- NAH, ia odinnadtsatiklassnitsy kula keiki kāne hee aku ko laua mau hoohiwahiwa i ka Holiday.
- E kala mai, akā, au maoli ua makaukau ... Oh, nana no laila, pono poe enemi, a me ka 'ia nā pōpō o ka hakakā!
- 'O kēia ka umi o ka papa' Holo aku la e hoalohaloha.
- Ilya, a me kahi i pau i ka holo, malia o mākou e hele aku ai?
- Concert i loko o kā lākou mau kula, a au i, e lawe i ka hana.
- Oh, pono, a laila, e kali, e kali oe, a me au Lei ...
He helu kuhi puke i ka mālie hope aku, me ka manao ana Ilya Muromets i hele ma hope ona.
- E ike mai iaʻu ma laila, i ka moo, me keʻano pāhaʻohaʻo. Oh, hele mai smska ma Holiday inoa mea ... He aha hiki mākou e hana ai, ua pono no hoi e hele. Ano, au heʻoiaʻiʻo e mālie ia oe e ole ai kekahi.
Ilya i makemake ai, a ole E Nihi Ka hele a me ka weliweli.
Inā 'oe makemake keia e hoohuli i Feberuari 23 No nā keiki kāne ua lilo a hiki funnier e pāʻani mau kaikamahine i hoʻoponopono i ka'ālike uhauhaʻi.
Halloween hoakaka ma Pepeluali 23 no nā mākua
Hoohuli mai ma Pepeluali 23 (he kūoʻo) e pili ole wale no ke kula. Kēlā me kēia kula nani hapalua o ka hui e hoomakaukau ana no ka hoohiwahiwa o kona nā hoapili no keia mea Holiday. E hoopaa i ka hanana like ka nui me hiki, e kōkua leʻaleʻa loa ma Pepeluali 23 no ka hui kālepa aoao.
Ka papa kūlana ma keia? Iecaianoaaiiuo e pili ana i ka haku, ka mea i ua Kupanaha e a commenting mai kēlā me kēia lālā.
- A, ano, e hoalohaloha ia i kona poe kanaka e hele ma ka Holiday no na wahine, na puali koa o ko mākou hoa a pau!
Ka mua ma luna o ka loa he mea i ka Moiwahine o ka mahinaʻai - ka infantry. Kona papa kuhikuhiE ka pono i ka lōʻihi wāwae, a 'auʻai ka enemi o ka willpower, no laila, i ka infantry Amelika Huipû i ka poe ola, a me ka maʻalahi ka lanakila.
(Infantry lole hiki ke lawe i kekahi, i ka wa i iho la ia e lei ana i ka ieie lepa a me nā kāmaʻa e paʻa ana me ka kiʻekiʻe loa kuʻekuʻe).
- Next hele mai i loko o hula Marine! Ua hana like pono ma luna o ka'āina, a ma luna o ka wai, no laila, i kona waiwai ka loa nui Manpower.
(Kēia ano pono e ka swimsuit a me nā wai i ke kaila: flippers, makakiʻi papa anuʻu loa kai makaaniani).
- mākou he mai o ka lewa desantnits 'elele waiwai mahele. Mau berets uliuli ma mua o koke aku ka weli i ka enemi, demoralize kona makemake. Kēia mau wāhine - mākou mea kaua loa ikaika loa aku i ka enemi.
(Ma 'elele airborne poʻe hao wale e e uliuli beret, kaumaha koa nā kamaʻa puki, a mau anela'ēheu ma hope o kona kua ma luna o kona maka -. War HW mea pono i keia ano pâʻani petite loira kaikamahine.).
- Mahalo no na kēia mau wāhine a mākou ke hiamoe soundly, ka ike i ka mea malama i ka mokuna o ko mākou Motherland. Aloha i ka 'elele o ka mokuna hao wale!
(Loa pōkole kapa komo, kaumaha koa nā kamaʻa puki a me ka chap - he ala 'elele o ka mokuna kiai, ia e huki liʻiliʻi moku uuku ilio ma ka leash.).
- A, ma hope, i ka pauʻana o ko mākou parade - i ka mea kaua kaumaha! Kēia mea mākou e akoakoa ai hope aku i ka enemi e moe ana i kona mau kuli i ke kino ike o ia. Me!
(Ua huli mai ke kaikamahine ma luna o kona umauma a me ka palapala papa "Sex pōkā pahū", hoʻomākaukau aʻela, a make iho la ia i ka manao, akā, no ka malamalama, a bolder ka oi).
- Aloha kanaka! Hui pu ko makou kaua, e hana pū mākou e mālama i ka Motherland! E koho i ka poʻe hao wale e makemake, e hookauwa aku, a hele mai i kā lākou i ka spokeswoman no ka hoʻopaʻa.
Ia he kūoʻo skits ma Pepeluali 23 E decorate kekahi Holiday a e ia i ka mea maikaʻi i nā makana no na kanaka.
Mini-loa "Agrippina"
ka hookahakaha o ka kōmi'ōkuhi, aole ia i i ke komo loa, e hoohuli i kauoha i ka luna 'okoʻa no ka manawa. A kupanaha kahaha ko oukou naau no kou nā hoapili, e lilo i ka ieie-skits ma Pepeluali 23. Ka mea, he poe pōkole i kamaʻilio a me ka mai i koi lōʻihi hoʻomākaukau.
Ma ke kahua loaʻa nō kekahi mau koaʻaʻahu iholaʻoʻaʻahu aliʻi. Ua Hokoana ka poe i hoao i kapa holo. Luna, maalo ae la oia ma ka laina, ike i ke keikik? Ne i make i loko o ka greatcoat. Aia E hoi e ka formidable nīnau:
- 'O wai kou inoa?
Koa makau ka leopaa, mālie. Ka luna koa, i nui ae kona huhu:
- I ninau aku au ia oe, pehea e hea aku i kou makuwahine!
Koa fearfully:
-Agrippina.
koa kau
Hoohuli mai ma Pepeluali 23 no nā mākua e mau ana e he kūoʻo. No ka laʻana, he'ōlelo hoʻomakeʻaka e pili ana i ka poʻe kaua e like a pau ka poe i ole i mālama ai, a me ka mua koa.
Ma ke kahua he mau koa. Ka mea, i ke alo nui, e hiki mai ana i ka luna. Major pili ia i ka haku mele:
-Comrade, Akuma ka ua, ua hiki mai, a me na laau ua paa nae ka uliuli. Pela no oe e hele mai ma laila, haehae aku'ōmaʻomaʻo lau a me ka melemele Ka Hawai i. Hana!
Wehewehe ana lau. Captain, e nana ana kona olioli ole penei:
- loa Kamehameha ... E hīkiʻi ana, e wehe ai ... Rota, e hoolohe mai i kaʻu kauoha! Holo i ka neeaa, lawe i ka yellow HW a me ka hana!
Sketch e pili ana i ka makai
Hoohuli mai ma Pepeluali 23 no nā mākua, a hiki e ka mākaʻi theme like. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ka mea e mau ma koa mākou koena.
Ma ke kahua, i ka papaʻaina i kekahi e noho ana i ka noiʻi, a me ka manaʻo pü '.
E noiʻi: Ua pono, e mākou e lawe i kou fingerprints (manamana lima dunks manaʻo pü 'ia ma ka HW). A laila e kaomi iaʻaneʻi (waiho ma luna o ka pepa o ka pepa). Anoʻaneʻi (lua kaomi waina i na mea kaua), 'aneʻi (ka pahi) a maʻaneʻi (na ki). I ka maikai!
Manaʻo pü ': No laila, au hiki e noa?
E noiʻi: Meaʻaʻole paha.
Loa "Hoomalu i loko o ka ulu lāʻau"
Ma ke kahua, he pākū me ke kiʻi o ka ululaau. Next i na policemen elua. Kani ka kēia dialog.
- hamau, laila mea. Wale na manu e mele. Ma ke ala, i mea keia Woodpecker?
- No, Owl!
- Oh, i kekahi po pueo. Grouse.
- Ae, i mea ka grouse?
- Ua pono, ka mea i laila?
- Ua pono, keia mea ia .. Ah,ʻaneʻi! Capercaillie!
Ua haʻalele i ka pale ma hope ka mea moe i ke kanaka.
- Oh, au iāʻoe, grouse! Mākou ka moku ia.
Loa "A kanaka e hysterical"
Hoohuli mai ma Pepeluali 23 na wahine, e kōkua hookahi manawa hou i ka hōʻike kanaka pehea ka mea i kuaiia, aloha, a me ka hapanui importantly, maopopo.
Ke kane e noho ana ma ka noho, e kiai ana TV. E hoomaka ana wahine.
Kane: I urgently Pono i ka hou Awaits!
Wahine: No ke aha?
Kane: Akā, e ike, me aʻu e noho!
Wahine: Ua pono, Awaits ...
Ke kane: Awaits? Anei oe i kapa aku ai i kēia Awaits? Vaughn, Max o 34 wahine kuai i ka Awaits, i ka mea aʻu i ike, i ka Awaits! A me ka hou wāwae, ma ke ala! A me au? Au e ole e loaa ia mea!
Wahine: Akā, ka meli, au hiki ole kēia manawa ...
Kane: Oh, pono,ʻo ia? Au ike ia oe i ole aloha mai iaʻu! A pau pono, nui! Au hele ana a hiki i ka Pope!
ka hopena
O ka holo ana, i ka ike weliweli ma luna o 23 February (he kūoʻo) mau pono ia i ke kane hapalua o kekahi mau makahiki.
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