Pastafarianskaya ekalesia: Ka moʻolelo o ka pastafarianstva

He nui mua hoomana kapaia make a me ka manawa hou nei, a me ka 'ike ma luna o ia mea loa pī. Akā, he mea no hoi originated me ka avant-garde a me moemoeā kinona. Lūkini ekalesia pastafarianskaya hai aku i kekahi o kēia mau hoomana ana. Ua originated i loko o mākou manawa.

He aha ka mea i kapaia pastafarianstvom?

Pastafarianstvo - mea he keiki ka hoʻomana, i i hoʻokumuʻia Bobby Henderson (American physicist) i ka 2005. kēia mea he travesty, ke hoʻololi e kuapo i ka artificiality a me ka absurdity o kekahi feria-iao? Manaÿo. hoomana ana, i ka inoa e hele mai, mai ka Italia hua'ōlelo "kāpili ma luna", a pili ia i kekahiʻano o ka nulu'Īkalia.

Pastafarianstvo i kekahi inoa - ka Ekalesia o ka lele e oia nulu'Īkalia. He - ke kiekie akua, o ka hoomana. Ua lele nulu'Īkalia e oia (LMM) i ka aoao o ka waiʻona, e like me Hendersonon i hana mākou ke ao holoʻokoʻa. Mai poina i ka Ekalesia paipai 'ia ka pastafarianskaya parody hoʻomana. A me ka hoakaka Hendersonona - he keakea e kue i ke KeʻenaʻOihana Hoʻonaʻauao o Honolulu, ua? Oaony e hookomo ma ka laulā maʻamau o ka Kristiano manaʻo o ka creationism.

ROC: Pastafarianskaya ekalesia

Ma Rusia malaila Pastafarianskaya Church (ROC). Kona poʻo o ke kolu o ka puree kāpili ma luna. Ma ke ao nei ka mea, ua kapaia o Yuri kēpau. Pastafarianstvo hohola a puni ka honua. A iwaena o kanaka, ka poe i ka pono o ka Humor, ka hou hoomana lilo mahalo.

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Pastafarianskaya Church nulu'Īkalia Pastriarhata i kona walaʻauʻana tenets. I ka papa kuhikuhiE kauoha o ewalu. Summary - "I makemake oe i i hana ia." Friday mea he lā ho'āno. E like me ka exclamation haʻi "Ramin!" Ua hele mai, mai ka symbiosis o noodles inoa ( "Ramen"), a o ka ia inoa, "Amene!" Ka papa kuhikuhiE dogma o kona piha negation. A paredaiso ma pastafarianstve - o ke alo o ma ka liʻiliʻi loa hoʻokahi e hoomaemae ia mea wili palaoa, a me ka pia lua pele.

Ka Church o ka lele e oia nulu'Īkalia i loko o Rusia

Ke Russian Church Ua kauoha aku kakau nulu'Īkalia mea nui. Ka palapala i loaa ma ka 12 o Iulai i ka Moscow wahi, i ka hooponopono Khoroshevo-Mnevniki. Church mua kiʻi i ke kulanakauhale Aupuni, e hookupaa nui ae i ka hou Russian Orthodox hoʻomana. Ma hope iho o kēia hoomaka ae la e e lawe mai "nulu'Īkalia o ka hoomana" a lawe mai i ka noonoo ana o ka poe i ke aikane, e hana lele i na kupu nui. Ieaie? Oaony, e pili no kakau o ka ekalesia hou e like me he haipule hui.

Ke poo o ka Lūkini Orthodox Church

Russian Church Pastafarianskaya Pastriarhata nulu'Īkalia i kona mau mokuna. Luna mea kuhikuhi - Kama First nulu'Īkalia. I hoike ia ma "Moscow News", mea he Moscow pāʻoihana. Akā,'ānō, ua i kapaʻia ai ka inoa o ke poo o ka ekalesia, ka lānai hou pastriarh 'Oi ka makemake e noho incognito. Ma mau mea, aole i ae ia e paʻa i ka paʻi. E like me ia, i ka hou hoomana i kukuluia i "ho'āʻo" na Aupuni.

Nā loina o ka hou hoomana

Holo nōhie, a pau na kumu i paipai 'ia ka pastafarianskaya ekalesia, mea he parody o nā manaʻo hoʻopiʻi kū'ē alakai Anati-evolutionists, creationists. E like me ka ROC, nulu'Īkalia e oia meaʻike makaʻole a me ka imperceptible. Hanaia'na o ke ke ao holoʻokoʻa, hoomaka ae la oia me ka lāʻau, a me ka mauna pia dwarf.

Hoike o ka evolution Ua kūkuluʻia LMM. Nulu'Īkalia e oiaʻike piʻi ia'ku pastafariantsev hana kahiko mea, ua nui kaikaina ma mua o ka mea, i. Ua hoʻololi i ke ana hopena o kona lima akau, a hiki wawe ka hele ma kekahi mea.

Hoʻomehana honua, a me nā pirates

Pastafarianskaya halepule i ka manaoio'ōnaehana e like me ka mea a na pirates (a pirates) - ka "piha Akua hanaia'na" a me ka mea mua pastafariantsy. A ia lakou i kākauʻia me na powa a me ka poʻe i kipakuʻia - mea misinformation laha ma Christian theologians. A me na pirates, e like me pastafariantsev - ka maluhia a me ka malu-puni explorers, me ke kanaka ole mai ke kanakē i ka poʻe mamo.

Pirates e hookomoia ma ka ao ana o LMM, aʻikeʻia i loko o ka palapala i ke Keʻena Hoʻonaʻauao o Henderson Honolulu. Puni iho la ka mea i ki io e hoike ana i causation mea i like me ka pilina. Olai, ka hoʻomehana honua, makani pāhili a me nā maoli au i na ino - heʻilihune o ka ka ho'ēmiʻana o nā pirates, a hoomaka ae la me ka 1800

E like me ka haʻalele 'ana, waiho i loko o ka palapala, oiai e hoemi i ka helu ana o pirates i loko o ka global mehana Honua o ka lewa. Kēia mea unrelated mea. Aka hoi, aole lakou e mai i ka pili ma ke kumu-kanawai.

E like me ke ao i hana, a me na kauoha e like me ka ROC

Pastafarianskaya ekalesia i kukuluia ma kekahi koho ana i ka kumumanaʻo o ka evolution, a ua hoʻoholo e hookomo ma ka laulā maʻamau o ka 'Oihana Hoʻonaʻauao o Honolulu. Mamuli o ke kauoha Henderson ka manaʻo honua i hanaia e kaʻona lele i na kupu nui, a he o meatballs a me spaghetti. A me keia mana i ka ia ka pono, e ola ana, e like me ka mea kahiko Karistiano aʻo.

Henderson koi i ka hoʻomana a me ka lele ana i na kupu nui i ua hookomoia ma ke kula laulā maʻamau. ¶, diverting e pastafarianstvo i ka manawa i Kristiano. Koke ma hope o ka helehelena o ka hou hoomana i kākau parody i ka euanelio o LMM. Ma ka mea, like me ke Kristiano kauoha kahiko, 8 ua kālaiʻia dogmas.

E like me ia ia lakou, ua e mai hoahewa kanaka ma ko lākouʻano, e olelo ana mika a me ka aahu. E hele pono. A me ka hoomanao i ka wahine a me ke kanaka - ia mea kēia kanaka, akā, nā - ke kanaka. Ke hanau mai, e noho wale ka hanau. 'Aʻohe kanaka i mea maikaʻi aʻoi aku ma mua o' ē aʻe. Ke koe mea wale kekahi - ka hiki e hanaʻoe fashionably.

E like me ka ekalesia ua uku kālā?

Russian pastafarianskaya Church - he pili-ʻole hui. Ke kūʻai pastafarianskih pālule, ke kumukuai o Aʻohe aliʻi. e kuai All ikamu i waiwai e lilo aku, a lākou i kūʻai ai i ka poʻe. Ma ka ROC pūnaewele oe ke kiʻi i ka palapala o ka ordination, i na koina 200 rubles. O ka mea hiki ke lilo i Bihopa no 500 wale rubles.

Pastriarh nulu'Īkalia Kama mua wehewehe i ka hana wale nō i mea e e hiki ke uhi i ka loa e pono ai lilo keia: kelepona, palapala pai, i na koina ke kala. Ano, pastriarh mea ma ka nui hua, akā, pau ekalesia dala mea makaukau e lawe ma. Nulu'Īkalia Kama mua aole makemake i keia kumuhana i oleloia, e lilo i ka nui hui me kona oihana a me ka helu mahina.

No ke aha la e mākou pono ai i ka hou hoʻomana?

He wehewehe i ka mea hou hoomana - pono ke ano o ke ala i ka manawalea. pono e haawiʻeleu manaʻo kanaka i loko o ka likeʻole ma o nā wahi hōʻikeʻike. Akaaka a me ka leʻaleʻa - he ikaika mea paahana e hakakā stubbornly a me ka obscurantism. He nui na kanaka, ka poe e makemake i ka leʻaleʻa holo. A i loko o ka ROC no ka mea he nui kumu. Ke hou hoomana Ua manaoia kuhikuhi no atheists a me skeptics, ka poe i makemake e manaoio i kekahi mea, a me ka minoʻaka.