Pastafarianstvo - keia Church ... lele e oia nulu'Īkalia. kauoha pastafarianstva

New aʻo o ka 'epekema hana, a hiki hoomana neʻe i keia la i mau hōʻike, akā, uuku o ka mea loaʻa i ka papa inoa o ke kūlana haʻahaʻa, a global manaʻo nui. Akā, ia mea he okoa me ka hou ka hoʻomana, i ua kapaia pastafarianstvo. Kēia hou au i loko o ka uhane ao ua i haawiia e like me ka Ekalesia o ka lele nulu'Īkalia e oia (LMM). A nei ka mea i manaoio wale i kekahi aoao, ka mea i ole i loaa i ke kūlana o ka honua hoʻomana.

Ka lōʻihi o ke

No laila, pastafarianstvo - he parody hoomana ana, a i hoʻokumu i ka 2005 ma 'Amelika Bobby Henderson. Ka hanaia'na o ia ka moku'āina ekalesia o ke kamaaina wau ua paipaiʻia ma ka mea i loko o Honolulu, ma ka kūhelu kula laulā maʻamau i komo ia i kekahi mea e like me "akamai Design." Ua Ua hoi noteworthy i hope ka mea i heluhelu kahi o ka "kumumanaʻo o ka evolution". Ma kona oihana aoʻao pūnaewele puni Henderson announces mea ua ike no ia i ka mea nāna i hana o ko mākou honua like me ka kekahi kanaka, oia o ka nulu'Īkalia, a ua like me ka outline i ka mau meatballs. Ua i kahea ma luna o nā mea a pau e kau mai i loko o na kula pastafarianstva papa a me nā mea oiai ka hoʻohana 'ana i ka manaʻo hoʻopiʻi kū'ē "reductio a absurdum". I loko nō o ka mea i ka parody hoomana, he nui initially ke kumu kahakaha, ka mea, ua lōʻihi ia i ka luna.

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Ma hope o ka hoʻomaka 'Honolulu kula hou, e noiʻi i ka ia "akamai Design" Bobby Henderson koke hoopakele mai kona mua mea mahuʻi nei: "Ae, ke Akua mea ma laila, akā, ma ka mea o hiki ke loaʻa kekahi hōʻike i ia mea maoli i ke ala a mākou i ukuhi ai i kona ekalesia ? Kino, au e makemake ka mea, ua ike ia ma ka pono okoa palapala, oia, e like me ka mea o ka nulu'Īkalia. " Ma muli o nā mea a pau i kēia, a me ka hoʻomaka ana mai i ke ao nei mai o ka Mea Hemolele palapala hemolele (ka Baibala, ka Torah, ka Vedas),ʻo ia i hana ai i kona manul, ma ka mea,ʻaʻole okoa i, nui mai ka luna. I waena o ka wanaʻao adopters, ka mea i hele mai i loko o keia Church nulu'Īkalia ano e oia, he ka ai-kapaia pirates. Ma na olelo o Bobby, ka mea, ua ka poe i hana i ka hai ana kūʻokoʻa o ka ōlelo, a me concurrently mahele ana i ke kanakē i na keiki i ka maluhia-puni i hanaʻi. Hendersen kekahi memo mea a pau o ka mea incomprehensible haipule i hiki ai ia i hoʻomohala i loko o mākou makahiki, i waho aie i ka mea i ke ao nei, heʻuʻuku ia pirates.

Paʻa o ka hoomana

E like me uaʻike, i loko o nā makahiki a pau na atheists a me kanaka, ka poe ikaika repudiate kekahi hoomana, e hea ana ia lakou iho agnostics, ma Europa a me Amerika hiki i kanu no ka olelo hoino ana. A me keia ke kālā no hoʻomana, a hōʻike a me ka nalo a pau i ka manawa, i hiki ole ia i lawa kumu no ia, e loaʻa iā manaoio. Like no ka pastafarianstva, ka mea, ua kaʻoi loa o ka loa hoomana i ua 'ā ka nui atheists kiʻi mai o ka poʻe kaua o ka "ke kalohe Hawaii" i mai e hele i ka ekalesia a me ka pule. E lawe i ka mooolelo o ka pau ana o ka mea i ka Ekalesia o ka lele e oia nulu'Īkalia uaʻike, a ma ka mea ia manawa ia mea he hoomaewaewa ia ana o ka mea e hai aku ai no nā kenekulia a me millennia, ko kākou mau kūpuna. No ka mea, mai ka wahi o ka Hawaii o ka makemakika, pastafarianstvo hoi, ma ka mea, akā, ia mea nō 'Aʻohe. Kēia hoomana ke haawi aku oe i ka mea pono ole, e lawelawe i loko o ka poʻe kaua, no laila, i ole e pepehi i ka poe ma ka liʻiliʻi koke i loko o ka wa e ola ana kaʻaiʻana nulu'Īkalia. No hoi, e hoʻomaka ana mai o ka mea ia e paʻi kiʻi pū i Nā Poʻe Isalama no ka palapala holo'āina'ē i loko o ka burqa, i ka manaoio ma ka macaroni croquettes hiki ke lawe i ka Hawaii photo i loko o ka colander. Ma pōkole, pastafarianstvo - ka mea, o ka manawa maopopo potrollit a pau i manaoio fanatics, eia kekahi i ka mea ia manawa hoÿonui ai i ko haipule pomaikai.

Nā loina o ka hoʻomana

I kaulana ma luna, pastafarianstvo hoomana ua ma muli o ka canons i i kākau i loko o ka Mea Hemolele palapala hemolele. Ma unuhi aku la ia i mau dogmas kūikawā kākauʻana i kauʻia ma luna o ka ekalesia Karistiano, i ka mea o ka Baibala. No laila, e heluhelu ana i ke kauoha a pau pastafarianstva, a me nā loina, ua hiki ke ike i ka maopopo analogy, akā, he mea hiki ole i ka hai ana ia mea no ka travesty, nae loa maikaʻi-palapala. Ua pono, noonoo, ma ka manawa i kēia ao ua kūkuluʻia. Pastafarianstvo e kaumaha ana mākou i nā kēia canonical dogma:

• Hoʻolahalahai ma loko o ka lewa a me kaʻike makaʻole macaroni e oia i hana mai i kā mākou ke ao holoʻokoʻa, a hoomaka ae la oia me ka lāʻau, a me nā mauna ... "dwarf."
• A pau o ka na hoike o ka evolution o ko mākou honua - ua kūkuluʻia i loko o ka ike paka i o kela mea hoʻonoho nulu'Īkalia mea nui. He nui no na mea a pau i puni mākou, e hana i ka seemingly mua ma mua o ka mea maoli i. Kūʻiʻo a scientifically ai lauana i hoi loa ai illusory, no ka mea, ua hiki mai o nulu'Īkalia akua, maalo ae la oia ma ia mea, a iā unnoticed i koe, na mea a pau hoʻololi. E like me ka hopena o ko makou manaoio, mau kino i, ka ike, a me nā dogmas i mau hoʻololi,ʻaʻole naʻe mākou e ole kaʻina hana.
• Paradise, i nā mea a pau pastafariantsy - i kekahi waiwai, i ka loaʻa o ka nui pia lua pele a me ka stripper hola.
• Koho hua'ōlelo hoomana - Ramin, a pono pono e kākau i nā Armenian kulanakauhale alii. Maopopo, keia mea he parody o nā kama'āina i nā mea a pau Kristiano, Nā Poʻe Isalama a me ka poe Iudaio, "Amene." I ka mea, Ramin - he Kepani koi aku la lakou ai, a he o ka nulu'Īkalia.

He aha hana a pau pirates?!

More a emi i ka hookahi manawa i 'o ia hoʻi pastafarianstvo Pehea ka mea, ua manaʻo mai, a ma ia la mai, ua ike, akā, eʻaʻole maopopo hōʻike o kekahi kēia lākiō - na pirates, i i kau aʻela ma luna. Ua pono, möakäka hou i ke kiʻi. E like me ka Henderson, na pirates mea ola i loko o ka wā kahiko, a hao aku au i nā mea a pau Kupuna i kaʻatikala o ka moku, ma ka mea e kilokilo mea. Ka mea, he kāula o ke ku okoa ana o ka olelo, ku okoa ana o ka hoomana, a kōkua i ka poe nele, a me na keiki, e hoʻopiha i ka honua me ka maikaʻi. Ma ia he gloomy a me ka io ka malamalama e like me mākou i hoʻonoho ihola iā lākou theologians a pau i kona mau hoonoho a hiki ma ka Middle Ages. Eia hou, ka hoʻomehana honua, i ua manawa malama ma nā mea a pau iaoai ma luna o mākou Honua, kekahi aie i ka mea i ka helu ana o pirates mai 1800, ua a loa hoemiia. Bobby i malama i ka mea ulu ma ka helu o Somali pirates i ka pilina i ka mea i loaʻa i kekahi pilikia ka hālāwai kūkā ma lalana ana ia ia.

Holidays pastafarian

Like a pau hoomana ana o ko ke ao nei, i ka makahiki o ka i hiki e na tausani o ka makahiki, kēia hoomana ana i kā lākou mau aiiia, lā ho'āno a me nā kaulana lā. Mawaena o ka papa kuhikuhiE hang pastafarianstva ke kēia:

• Friday - ka lā hoʻomaha nui loa. Ma kela Friday o kela a me keia hebedoma, i kela mea keia mea manaoio i loko o ka nulu'Īkalia e oia e hana i kekahi mea ma nā mea a pau. Hana i kekahi hoʻolauleʻa i loko o ka hanohano o keia momentous lā iʻoiaʻiʻo, akā nō mahalo paipai. 'Ōlelo Aʻo Friday ma ka wahi mua, a laila, e hana i ka Ahaaina palala o kona nulu'Īkalia Hands o ko a mākou honua i ua hana.
• Pastha - ka mea i ua hookahakaha nui pinepine ma Friday, e ia ka uku, ma hope o kēlā me kēiaʻai i kaʻai i ka nulu'Īkalia. Ma hope o ia i kaʻai i nā mea manaoio e komo i ka lole wili no kekahi maka, a me ka hai aku kela kanaka keia kanaka e pili ana i pehea la e hele ana i loko o ke ao nei o ka malamalama, a halawai ilaila me kona Moi i ka LMM.
• Ramindan - kekahi "pūkaʻina" Holiday. Mea a pau e kipa 'o ka Ekalesia o ka nulu'Īkalia e oia pono kekahi manawa ai e hoʻokēʻai ai nulu'Īkalia. He ua hana i ka mea e e hiki ke hoomanao iho la i leʻaleʻa ka mea, ua i noho i loko o ka haumāna lā, i ka wa a pau Ua oi pipiʻi ma mua o "doshirak" i ole i ke kala.
• Oiaio, a pau pastafariane hoʻolauleʻa Halloween. Ma ka Akuma ka Holiday pono e hoʻololi i ka 'ili lole , a hele aku ma luna o nā mea a pau? Eeuo aiiia, me ke kanaka ole mai ke kanakē i ka poʻe mamo.
• Holiday (he Holiday) pastafariane hoʻomaka e hoʻolauleʻa ai i ka hopena o Dekemaba a me ka welau a ma ka hapalua like-January. I loko o keia manawa e ole e pono ai e hana i kekahi mea, ke ole pehea e ai ai, ae inu, a hoalohaloha a pau ee "Me ka Holiday." 'Ōlelo Aʻo, i keia hookahakaha no mea canonical no ka pastafarianstva.
• July 12, 2013 Lūkini hoomana na mea no kekahi ke keʻena. Ua huli mai e ia, e koho koke ia, pastafarianstvo ia i ka ia la loaa kūhelu kūlana ma ko kakou aina. No laila, a hiki i kēia lā i nā kanaka a pau o Rusia i manaoio ma ka nulu'Īkalia na kupu nui hiki ma ka lā mai i hana, a pela e lehulehu "nulu'Īkalia o ka hoomana."

he manao la noʻu, o na Kristiano

Ma muli o ka manaʻo a me ka manaʻo a pau e koe kekahi mau kanaka ma luna o ka kūhelu aoʻao pūnaewele puni Bobbi Hendersena, oe ke hiki aku i ka hopena kēia. Ua mea maoli ia no kela mea manaoio (ma ka liʻiliʻi loa no ka hapa iki o ka) kanaka pastafarianstvo - keia olelo hoino, kohu loa, i mea i ke kumu no ka hoinoia lehulehu a me ka hoʻowahāwahā i ka mea nana i hana. I loko nō o ka mea i hoʻomana i loko o nā mea he nui, e like me kakou, ua manawa ike i ka luna, he mau no ka huina o na nā paʻi hua ma a hiki i kaʻaoʻao o ka lele e oia nulu'Īkalia. Ma Europa a me Amerika, he nui kanaka, ua hoala hou liʻiliʻi ke kipi ma luna ia o ka desecration o ke Akua i loko o nā mea a pau i i waihoʻia ke kanaka no na tausani o ka makahiki. Ma hope o ka Lūkini hoomana, inā ma kekahi wahi - pastafarianstvom, - mea hou i loko o ka nohoʻana o ko mākou mau hoa maka'āinana i ole hiki mai ana.

Lūkini ekalesia pastafarianskaya

July 12, 2013 ma ka ?? eoi? O ko mākou'āina i kauoha aku kakau Lūkini pastafarianskaya Church. A mau mahina ma hope ka mea, ua hana ma kahi o 27 haipule nā kaiāulu, ka poe i hoomana aku i ka lele nulu'Īkalia mea nui. Like a pau'ē aʻe ka hoʻomana i loko o Rusia, a i manaoia e e nui maliuia mai, pastafarianstvo i kona "makua'lii". Ke inception, a hiki i kēia lā ka mea, o Hussam nulu'Īkalia II, ole wale Hu (Amirjan Husainov). No hoi ka mea e kokua ia ia'ōlelo aʻo malama pono mau hoa, a ua haawiia keia i like me ka Hemolele Colander (i kekahi hapa o ka mea, oia o 10 kanaka). Nō hoʻi, i kēia kino haipule ua pinepine haawi ia ia i loko o mākou aupuni like me ka Lūkini pastafarianskaya Church inoa pastriarhata.

I makemake oe i hana ia ...

I ka mea, ua haawi ia i kēia mau'ōlelo e pastafarianstvo hoomana kauoha a hiki helu ewalu. Kēiaʻano o ka mea like o na kauoha kauoha kahiko, i i huki mai i ke kumu o ke ala loa o Mose. Kokeʻana i ia mea, macaroni e oia nō kēia 'ike, a mai nā' likeʻole, ao ke ano o ke ola - mai ka ai a hiki i ke keka - i kekahi 'ili, o Måsøy. Ua Ua kekahi olelo ea i initially mau kauoha, he umi, akā, elua o lakou i nalowale "ma ke ala a hiki i ka mauna o Salsa." Ua pono, e noonoo i ka mea, ho ka palapala hoano a me ka mea ia e ao mai ia kakou.

Ewalu pastafarianstva Kānāwai

• I makemake oe iʻaʻole naʻauao e like me ka typical hemolele hai, ka wā e hōʻike 'ē aʻe kanaka e pili ana i koʻu nulu'Īkalia lokomaikai. Au au i ai narcissistic, no ka mea, e hooiaio i na mea a pau, me ka a koe, i au nae haku, a ia oe i e manaoio mai iaʻu, ia mea i pono.
• Oe Kuahiwi O maikaʻi aʻe e hoʻohana koʻu inoa me ka hoaponoia o oicyenoaaiiie hoole mai oia, ka noho kauā kuapaʻa, a me ka hoʻoluhi hewa nā mea e inainaʻia. Au Laki e huli no ka mōhai.
• I makemake oe i ole hoahewa kanaka ma ko lakou mau kapa, a me ka nānā aku ano i keia ano o ka 'ōlelo. Ma ke ala, vbey ia iho i loko o ke poo, ka wahine, like ka ia me ke kanaka - i ke kanaka, he manakā - ia Aloha manakā. A me ka hoomanao ana i ka pono o ka kanaka - ka poe ike pehea e hanaʻoe. Au i hāʻawi aku i kēia hiki ana o na wahine a me wale i kekahi mau kanaka i hiki ke ike okoa mai ka ulaula poni.
• I makemake oe i ole ae ia ia iho, e hana i kela mau hana, mai a oe loa konaʻaumakua, a he like me naoh hiki ke Hahai I mai kou hoa. A pau ka poe e ole i ae mai iaʻu, ke hele aku i ka ulu lāʻau, akā, ina ka mea, ua hōʻino 'ana no ia mau mea, e ke huli aku i ka TV, a lawe i ka hele ma na alanui no ka loli.
• Ua makemake e aho ina oe i i komo i loko o ka hoopaapaa ana me ka misogynous, racist a me nā papa hana svolochnaya ma luna o ka nele'ōpū. I ai - e oe hiki ke hoouna aku, e lūlū aku iā lākou.
• Ua makemake e aho ina oe i ole ke lilo aku i ka puu o ke dala no ka hana o ka ekalesia, mosques, Ilina o a me nā meaningless hale i loko o koʻu nulu'Īkalia hanohano. Ke kala o uaʻoi lilo ma ilihune ka ho'ēmiʻana, e hoola illnesses i loko o ka poe ilihune, i loko o ka maluhia o ke ao nei, a ma ka passionate aloha.
• I makemake oe i ole'ōkalakala a pau mea aʻu i olelo aku ia ia oe. E manaoio mai iaʻu, e oe ole pela hoihoi i loko o na mea a pau a puni ona. E hoomanao i kekahi manawa, a no nā mea a pau: au ao aku oeʻano nui, e aloha aku i kou hoalauna.
• Ua makemake e aho ole, e hana mai i na mea e ae e like me oe makemake e ua hana mai ai ia oe, ina ka mea, ua mālama 'ia ma luna o ka mea nui o kaʻaila kā jelly a me ka latex. Ka hoʻokoe '- ina he kanaka maoli nō makemake ia ia iho. Wale no koʻu noʻu, mai poina e komo i ka condom, ka mea, e like me ka'āpana o ka nui aʻe ana! Inā au makemake i ke keka i ole lawe mai oe i makemake, au makemake hoʻouka hou aku au ia o ke kakalaioa.

Pastfarianstvo ma ka maʻamau a me ka nohona kuʻuna

Loa pono a me ka hapanui importantly, pili kumumanaʻo pastafarianstva i kapa i ka puke Richarda Dokinza "ke Akua Delusion". keia moʻokalaleo i ka liluwelo evolutionary theme, no ka mea, o ka lele nulu'Īkalia e oia me kekahi ano o ka "kū'ē" no ka mea, Aloha hemolele pono. Ma ke kīwī papahana "South Park" i hoʻohana quotations, mai loa i kēia puke. Ma ka Cartoon "Ka Simpsons" i ka papa kuhikuhiE huapalapala i loko o kekahi o nā Episode o ka ai ana spaghetti na kupu nui i loko o ka palapala o ka macaroni, hiki hai pastafarianstvo absentia. Photo Moi kekahi nulu'Īkalia ma luna o ka pā o kekahi o ka hopena ua "Programmers" meʻe. I kekahi o ka online, mea piliwaiwai - Kuhina Nui World - aia no he ano, o Ramin, ua a i manaoia he ano o ka pili a hiki i keia parody o ka hoʻomana. E noke no hoi ia ina e lawe i ka pilina nana, hiki ke loaʻa nui aku pinepine mākou i mua o manaʻo i ke kiʻi o ka lele meatballs spaghetti. Pinepine ka mea, ua hoʻohana 'ia, a hiki ole hoʻomaopopo i ka o Mānoa, akā, ma kekahi hihia, LMM, i ka uwila ma ka pelaha,, lepili a me nā' ikamu, mea he huna hoolaha o keia hou haipule neʻeʻana.